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GAGAFirst of all this song is not as good as Bad RomanceAnd its not even close Poker face or Just DanceSo I will distract them by getting half nakedAnd throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sinkThe kitchen sink sinkWhat do you think think?I will prove that I dont have a penis wink winkFirst Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guardsThen make out with a shemale in the prison yard yardBEYONCEThis video seems goofy you should just do it aloneBesides Im getting sick of all these songs about phonesGAGAYou bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogueWe poison everyone including a cute dogThen we start to dance and theres dead people everywhereAs usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hairPPPPPPPPProduct PlacementHide the ddead bodies in the bbbasementBlood and guts and boobs and butsAnd I just want to make your head explodeBeep beep beep bbbeep beep beepThat was Lady Gaga in Morse codeBEYONCEIf you think Im doing thisThen youre a crazy bastardYou musta blown a gasketAre you trippin on acidAs a child were you abused by some big crazy bastardAnd did he ever make you place the lotion in the basketBEYONCEI just want to do a simple shoot with dancinYou used to be a diva now youre Marilyn MansonGAGAYoure gonna do my video and do it my wayOr something bad might happen to your family ayBEYONCEMy family ayGAGAThats right BeyonceGAGAA piano might accidentally fall on Jay ZBEYONCESomebody help me cus I dont want sing anymoreShes got a gun to my head on the dance floorGAGARubadubdub three nuns in a tubAnd their doin it with a garden GnomeBEYONCEPlease dont beat me up but I have to ask whatdoes that have to do with a telephone?